I wish you good health and happiness!
*whispers to the audience* ...and plenty, PLENTY, of spanks.
And now... Ta daaa! *Uncovers a HUGE cake* (steadies L in case she faints)
It's the goddess of cakes
... lavished with the darkest of chocolate icing swirls, adorned with candied cherries, sparkling with crystals and fountains of nectar, and graced with dancing miniature elves garbed in silk and velvet. (Yup, REAL elves. You won't believe what I had to do to find those elves, and their pay rate is outrageous!)
No no nooo...
*shakes head and quickly pushes cake away as L drools, grunts, and lunges for it*
It's for display purposes, ONLY.
Anyway, since you love big parties so much, I think, there's a HUGE one going on and you're gonna enjoy it and be the center of attention, even if it hurts so good.
*Moves a reluctant L towards the party.* Uhm it's not "your" party, theoretically... I "kind of" stumbled through the wrong door and found it by accident... but hey, there's free food and all. *shrugs*
Pozor: Please try not to dance; stay healthy.
*Hands L a present - a silver shovel wrapped with a little purple bow* You're gonna need that.
Adieu. What? I'm not staying for the party. I'm MUCH too busy... or something. *Tiptoes out the door. Jumps in a waiting carriage, yells to the coachman.* Gaston! * Gaston flicks the reins, horses gallop off. All that remains is a little pile of "gift" the incorrigible horses left behind.* (you can thank me later for the shovel, and yes I travel 'in style')