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dudley_do_ride

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Posted: 7/6/12, 3:04pm (EST) | UTC - 5:00 | Post #1

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Foolish models! What has happened to your womanly wiles?

I have amassed now an immense hoard of boost points. Over months of your hard effort.

It represents the sweat off your backs, the stolen gleam from your eyes, the fruit of your loins.

I have entered your chat and private like a thief in the night and stolen your treasures. Now I stand astride your puny world like a colossos. Unlimited power! No restraints!

Oh there was a time when some clever vixen would have parted it from me, early on, before it has overflowed not just one vault but ten. She would have used those wiles from yesteryear to make sure that her competitors' efforts, working hard for a foul master, would pass easily to her own account.

I guess it is the charitable mood that you find in summer air that makes you so generous to your deadly rivals. That you would not steal this, their life's blood, into your own circle.

Relax, go lie in the sun. I will go play in those points. Roll in them, shower in them, and plan my next great acquisition.... bwaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
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Mikeshot1

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Posted: 7/6/12, 3:16pm (EST) | UTC - 5:00 | Post #2

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Roughly translated as "hey girls why don't you ask for powerboosts anymore?"
What changes have been made at the "descretion of the management" we the customer have no knowledge of?

We can offer many thousands of power boosts for your answers :)
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dudley_do_ride

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Posted: 7/6/12, 3:36pm (EST) | UTC - 5:00 | Post #3

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Roughly translated as "hey girls why don't you ask for powerboosts anymore?"
What changes have been made at the "descretion of the management" we the customer have no knowledge of?

We can offer many thousands of power boosts for your answers :)



Yes.... YES!!!

We will play good cop / psychotic cop and drive these doves through the paces! I will be the thresher and you catch the startled uprushes.

MUSH!!!!!! HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! GET THOSE DOGGIES MOVIN'
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Posted: 7/6/12, 3:51pm (EST) | UTC - 5:00 | Post #4

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Yes.... YES!!!

We will play good cop / psychotic cop and drive these doves through the paces! I will be the thresher and you catch the startled uprushes.

MUSH!!!!!! HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! GET THOSE DOGGIES MOVIN'



give me the damn points, do-ride.




please lol :)
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dudley_do_ride

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Posted: 7/6/12, 4:00pm (EST) | UTC - 5:00 | Post #5

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give me the damn points, do-ride.




please lol :)



mmmmmmmm I see that not all the hotties are loafing by the pool.

Well I will think about it. While I go get some FOOD!!!!!!!!

bwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha hah ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: 7/6/12, 4:08pm (EST) | UTC - 5:00 | Post #6

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mmmmmmmm I see that not all the hotties are loafing by the pool.

Well I will think about it. While I go get some FOOD!!!!!!!!

bwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha hah ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!





DAMMIT!!!!

Now I have to eat... again.
ya jerk lol
:)
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Posted: 7/6/12, 4:13pm (EST) | UTC - 5:00 | Post #7

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*chewing on a piece of pizza*

*puts dudley-do-ride in a choke hold*

I said give up the damn points, Do-Ride.
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Posted: 7/6/12, 4:33pm (EST) | UTC - 5:00 | Post #8

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*chewing on a piece of pizza*

*puts dudley-do-ride in a choke hold*

I said give up the damn points, Do-Ride.



wanders slowly towards Dudley's aid - suggesting that is not the way to seduce the man of his wealth, and pointing out the question remains unanswered...

or does the secret go with his sudden death, the black widow spider has her mate.... Good bye Dudley you are doomed, doomed I say!
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Posted: 7/6/12, 4:46pm (EST) | UTC - 5:00 | Post #9

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"Surely you can't be serious!" I am serious.. and don't call me Shirley"

You have not found your true beauty? The woman to shower your points with? I don't believe this madness!!
Powerboost points get very lonely when not used according to plan!
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dudley_do_ride

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Posted: 7/6/12, 5:21pm (EST) | UTC - 5:00 | Post #10

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*chewing on a piece of pizza*

*puts dudley-do-ride in a choke hold*

I said give up the damn points, Do-Ride.



lol what weakling gave you that pizza? Foul, unobeying minions!

Ok Ok. Because of our long relationship. Because I take my role as protector seriously. I will give you some of my bounty.

You must now call me Don Dudley. And though I ask nothing of you this day, there may be a day, although this hypothetical day may in fact never come, in which I will ask you to do something for me. Under these conditions, previously stated, you will do that thing for me....


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Posted: 7/6/12, 5:25pm (EST) | UTC - 5:00 | Post #11

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You have not found your true beauty? The woman to shower your points with? I don't believe this madness!!
Powerboost points get very lonely when not used according to plan!



There is no lonelier heart than the heart of the mountie. But the benefit is our incorruptibility...

It is not about beauty... It is about power...

My points never get lonely when I am there to caress them.

I penalize you 100 boost points!

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha haaaaaaaaaa HA ha.

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dudley_do_ride

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Posted: 7/6/12, 5:28pm (EST) | UTC - 5:00 | Post #12

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wanders slowly towards Dudley's aid - suggesting that is not the way to seduce the man of his wealth, and pointing out the question remains unanswered...

or does the secret go with his sudden death, the black widow spider has her mate.... Good bye Dudley you are doomed, doomed I say!




Never fear. This is an unorganzied rabble. Riven by internal divisions. I will easily break this weak hold and go to my DESTINY.

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Posted: 7/6/12, 5:43pm (EST) | UTC - 5:00 | Post #13

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Never fear. This is an unorganzied rabble. Riven by internal divisions. I will easily break this weak hold and go to my DESTINY.





astonished at the mounties resolve, distracted as the facial colour for a nano second resembles the colour of Karlyn's eyes, I see a ransom exchanges hands, the brave soldier unaware of the cross fire struggles for survival,and lays wounded but with the sound of his beating heart like thunder pounding his chest he has survived, his bravery applauded from nation to nation. Take a bow Sir Dudley, and follow your destiny.
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dudley_do_ride

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Posted: 7/6/12, 7:43pm (EST) | UTC - 5:00 | Post #14

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astonished at the mounties resolve, distracted as the facial colour for a nano second resembles the colour of Karlyn's eyes, I see a ransom exchanges hands, the brave soldier unaware of the cross fire struggles for survival,and lays wounded but with the sound of his beating heart like thunder pounding his chest he has survived, his bravery applauded from nation to nation. Take a bow Sir Dudley, and follow your destiny.


By Karlyn's eyes I aver that I will!
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dudley_do_ride

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Posted: 7/7/12, 5:53am (EST) | UTC - 5:00 | Post #15

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Ahhhhhhh my faith in intrigue and wiles is rekindled. All the backroom deals have been made, alliances forged, favors secured. The markets once again flow without uncertainty.

I'd like to thank all the models and ministers who labored so diligently to get us through this dangerous and difficult period safely...

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Amanda_Fucking_Palmer

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Posted: 7/7/12, 7:20am (EST) | UTC - 5:00 | Post #16

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Ahhhhhhh my faith in intrigue and wiles is rekindled. All the backroom deals have been made, alliances forged, favors secured. The markets once again flow without uncertainty.

I'd like to thank all the models and ministers who labored so diligently to get us through this dangerous and difficult period safely...





*has withheld for far too long* *fingers dancing madly on the keyboards of the Omniverse*

Dudley, my favorite anal retentive!
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dudley_do_ride

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Posted: 7/7/12, 11:25am (EST) | UTC - 5:00 | Post #17

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*has withheld for far too long* *fingers dancing madly on the keyboards of the Omniverse*

Dudley, my favorite anal retentive!



ah thank you my sexy dear.

We must, we absolutely must retain all anals.
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Selkie

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Posted: 7/7/12, 3:28pm (EST) | UTC - 5:00 | Post #18

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ah thank you my sexy dear.

We must, we absolutely must retain all anals.



I Love Anal! LOL
You can grab PowerBoost Points from me any Day,
give them to some one who puts in the Time...
*Looks Up*
You Two are a few of the reasons I come back for more ,..,
This site is never a bore ;)
*crawls back into the shadows*
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dudley_do_ride

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Posted: 7/7/12, 3:32pm (EST) | UTC - 5:00 | Post #19

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*crawls back into the shadows*



Oh no ya don't. You've been too quiet lately heh heh.

It reassures the DoRidian mind that you are operating somewhere in the pathos...


heh heh hope your summer is going great sexy.

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Christy Peach

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Posted: 7/8/12, 2:05pm (EST) | UTC - 5:00 | Post #20

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You must now call me Don Dudley. And though I ask nothing of you this day...


You are asking her to call you, "Don Dudley"... and if Brandi obeys, you should consider yourself lucky that she's humoring your petty, mortal request...

oh, and keep yer stinkin' Power Boost Points, I can smell the foul, rotting odor from here... they give a mere illusion of power with no real substance... akin to Cinderella's pumpkin, they vanish into thin air when the magick fades... it's all smoke and mirrors...

xoxo
Christy

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